Episodes

Sunday Jan 05, 2025
The College Football Playoffs Are Glorious
Sunday Jan 05, 2025
Sunday Jan 05, 2025
This episode:
- Nikki Glaser is sadly no Ricky Gervais.
- Network television is DOOMED without sports.
- College football playoffs destroys sports pundits.
- Surgeon General wants you to not have fun.
- And other stuff.

Sunday Dec 29, 2024
Applebee's Is A Good Way To F*** Up 2025
Sunday Dec 29, 2024
Sunday Dec 29, 2024
This week:
- People are desperate to be at an Applebee's on NYE.
- Amazon Prime streams a freakin' TV edit of a Christmas classic.
- Mark Zuckerberg is totally jarring urine.
- Another undeserving California billionaire.
- And other stuff.

Friday Dec 20, 2024
Droning On And On
Friday Dec 20, 2024
Friday Dec 20, 2024
This episode:
- Sydney Sweeney beats the trolls.
- Nikki Glaser gives income to Taylor Swift.
- The Charlotte Hornets are a bunch of Grinches.
- New Jersey and its drones.
- And other stuff.
BONUS: The teaser trailer to James Gunn's Superman.

Sunday Dec 15, 2024
Kimmel Hearts Unabomber Disciple
Sunday Dec 15, 2024
Sunday Dec 15, 2024
This episode:
- Jim Carrey is very bad with money.
- Caitlin Clark won't win over her foes.
- Yuge win for Time's Person Of The Year.
- The danger of glorifying a homicidal nutjob.
- And other stuff.

Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
100 Problems
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
This episode:
- You don't have to be good to have a copyright.
- Director blames fans for Dial Of Destiny being bad.
- Extreme feminist versus gay Mexican-American white supremacist.
- Jay-Z sued and his mother-in-law may not like him.
- And other stuff.

Friday Dec 06, 2024
IT'S OFFICIAL: Norm Is The Best Weekend Update Anchor Ever
Friday Dec 06, 2024
Friday Dec 06, 2024
This episode:
- O.J. Simpson may have confessed and we miss Norm.
- Big year for Joe Rogan and Childless Cat Lady!
- Some terrible people cheer United Health Care CEO's murder.
- A brat loses her shit at Walmart.
- And other stuff.
BONUS: Stephen L. Miller's ode to Casa Bonita...made famous by South Park!

Sunday Dec 01, 2024
Hitting The Right Chords
Sunday Dec 01, 2024
Sunday Dec 01, 2024
This episode:
- Why the Apple Air Pod Christmas commercial resonates with me.
- What Adam McKay gets right and wrong about The Beatles.
- Axios CEO doesn't understand why journalism is failing.
- Two white supremacists eating pudding.
- And other stuff.

Sunday Nov 24, 2024
How Hard Is It To Sell A Car?!
Sunday Nov 24, 2024
Sunday Nov 24, 2024
This episode:
- Harpies think Joe Rogan believes in dragons.
- Jaguar sinks while Volvo makes a great car commercial.
- Is Neil deGrasse Tyson a scientist anymore?
- A pot study that will piss you off, I guess.
- And other stuff.

Thursday Nov 21, 2024
R.I.P., MSNBC?
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
Thursday Nov 21, 2024
This episode:
- Strange new commercials for Coca-Cola and Jaguar.
- Comcast to get rid of MSNBC and CNBC.
- A hospital apologized for free chicken sandwiches
- Georgia woman arrested for trusting her son.
- And other stuff.

Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Nostalgia Punch-Out
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
This episode:
- Sydney Sweeney reveals women hate women in Hollywood.
- What the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight says about pop culture.
- Celebrities quit Twitter/X in a temper tantrum.
- Dead man in a tanning bed reveals bad employees.
- And other stuff.