Episodes
Monday Jul 03, 2023
S2E95: Happy Fourth, Everyone!
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
This episode:
- R.I.P. to our beloved Phoebe - The Greatest Pet Ever.
- Indiana Jones And The Tumble Of Doom!
- Johnathan Majors accused of bad deeds by a magazine that sucks at exposes.
- The View has a bad take on Affirmative Action.
- Hippies have to pump their own gas.
- Other stuff.
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
S2E94: Grad Ceremonies Suck
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
This episode:
- Christian Bale is The Best Batman.
- J.J. Watt failed to make a college grad ceremony great.
- The State versus...a lemonade stand.
- Other things.
BONUS: The Critical Drinker on why Indy 5 will bomb
ANOTHER BONUS: Frank Zappa on the problems of the music industry.
Monday Jun 26, 2023
S2E93: War On Meat
Monday Jun 26, 2023
Monday Jun 26, 2023
This episode:
- Ezra Miller continues to destroy The Flash.
- The failed Russian coup that didn't even last a whole weekend.
- Bud Light stumbles out with a new ad.
- Lab-grown meat looks terrifying.
- Other stuff.
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
S2E92: And You Thought Cruise Ships Were Dangerous (They Are)
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
This episode:
- The Titanic sub gives me anxiety just thinking about it.
- Hamtramck, Michigan, makes the Coexist bumper sticker worthless.
- Mark Cuban gets both Joe Rogan and Elon Musk wrong.
- Indiana Jones director James Mangold lies.
- Other things.
Monday Jun 19, 2023
S2E91: Flash No More!
Monday Jun 19, 2023
Monday Jun 19, 2023
This episode:
- The Flash is a bomb and Ezra Miller is a big reason why.
- Harry and Meghan ripped off Spotify.
- Joe Rogan is Spotify's MVP.
- An American Werewolf in Ohio.
- Other stuff.
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
S2E90: Flash Not Cancelled...Yet
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
This episode:
- R.I.P. to the legendary John Romita, Sr.
- Will Ezra Miller's past catch up to him this weekend?
- Warner Brothers wants Christopher Nolan back.
- Even The Beatles are Skynet now.
- Other stuff.
BONUS: Filmmaker Eli Steele's Tweet thread about shooting in San Francisco.
Monday Jun 12, 2023
S2E89: Chris Gaines Light On Buds
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Monday Jun 12, 2023
This episode:
- Chris Gaines gets the Bud Light boycott wrong.
- Columbian kids are better at surviving than most American adults.
- California wants to take your kids away.
- A scientist wants to move Earth.
- Other stuff
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
S2E88:New York City Loves Crack
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
This episode:
- Shout-out and well-wishes to radio legend Bob Kevoian.
- More fun with the NFL and its gambling players.
- Bud Light is no longer America's number one beer.
- New York City's apocalypse of smog and free crack pipes.
- Other stuff.
Monday Jun 05, 2023
S2E87: WTF, PETA?!
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Monday Jun 05, 2023
This episode:
- Disney struggles with The Little Mermaid and LucasFilms.
- PETA wants Jurassic Park to happen or something.
- Noel Gallagher gets what's wrong with rock music right.
- A.I. is (not?) killing us in simulations.
- Other things.
Friday Jun 02, 2023
S2E86: Church Of Swiftietology
Friday Jun 02, 2023
Friday Jun 02, 2023
This episode:
- Taylor Swift fans forget stuff and poop themselves.
- John Cleese is a true artists for not censoring Life Of Brian.
- Dogs in San Francisco get high off of human feces.
- Scottie Pippen is a bitter old man.
- Other stuff.